So my GF and I just went to go see I love you man. (We never got to see it, It's rated 'R' and we don't have I.D.s [[DUH]])
SO! Instead, we walked around for 2 fucking hours. It was actually quite entertaining, though. We were bored and looking around in a Safeway...and guess what we found? We found a little cheesecake sampler! It was so cute and tiny, and we really love cheesecake, so we got it. It had: marble, plain, chocolate, and raspberry(I think) there were two tiny tiny pieces of each, right? We only had one piece each, and went back to the movie theater(yes, we still had the cheesecake). We went inside because it was freezing BALLS outside, and sat down on a near by bench. We sat the cheesecake on the bench. A little later, a larger girl sat down next to us. When our ride got there, we left immediately. Got in the car...NO FUCKING CHEESECAKE!
We even asked about it in front of her. She never spoke up....-whisper- she stole it! >.>....
....bitchfuckingstolemycheesecake.....
Devious Comments
/shot
That sucks man.
You should have called, I would have picked you up. =/
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Speak up, Francis! Your voice got all muffled from your head being so far up your ass. ~ B
HOLY FUCK!
but u must admit, other than that, it was quite intertaining :b
I felt so homeless when we had to leave borders XDD
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"so I hear you saw a sexy pirate"
"no no, it was a whore"
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Me: "WHAT THE HELL IS A HOT SPOT!?"
Collin: "Oh....um....I'll tell you when you're older. Mkay?"
Me: "Hahahahahah!! XD"
Collin: "Do you know what it is?"
Me: "Yes, but I was talking about Earth Science"
Collin: "AHAHAHAH!!
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Me: "WHAT THE HELL IS A HOT SPOT!?"
Collin: "Oh....um....I'll tell you when you're older. Mkay?"
Me: "Hahahahahah!! XD"
Collin: "Do you know what it is?"
Me: "Yes, but I was talking about Earth Science"
Collin: "AHAHAHAH!!
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Me: "WHAT THE HELL IS A HOT SPOT!?"
Collin: "Oh....um....I'll tell you when you're older. Mkay?"
Me: "Hahahahahah!! XD"
Collin: "Do you know what it is?"
Me: "Yes, but I was talking about Earth Science"
Collin: "AHAHAHAH!!
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"so I hear you saw a sexy pirate"
"no no, it was a whore"
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Me: "WHAT THE HELL IS A HOT SPOT!?"
Collin: "Oh....um....I'll tell you when you're older. Mkay?"
Me: "Hahahahahah!! XD"
Collin: "Do you know what it is?"
Me: "Yes, but I was talking about Earth Science"
Collin: "AHAHAHAH!!
Did UH-MAZING-BOOOOOOK steal your cheesecake? D:
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