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D< Part 2!

Sat Mar 21, 2009, 8:37 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
So my GF and I just went to go see I love you man. (We never got to see it, It's rated 'R' and we don't have I.D.s [[DUH]])
SO! Instead, we walked around for 2 fucking hours. It was actually quite entertaining, though. We were bored and looking around in a Safeway...and guess what we found? We found a little cheesecake sampler! It was so cute and tiny, and we really love cheesecake, so we got it. It had: marble, plain, chocolate, and raspberry(I think) there were two tiny tiny pieces of each, right? We only had one piece each, and went back to the movie theater(yes, we still had the cheesecake). We went inside because it was freezing BALLS outside, and sat down on a near by bench. We sat the cheesecake on the bench. A little later, a larger girl sat down next to us. When our ride got there, we left immediately. Got in the car...NO FUCKING CHEESECAKE! :iconnotimpressedplz:
We even asked about it in front of her. She never spoke up....-whisper- she stole it! >.>....


....bitchfuckingstolemycheesecake.....

  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Listening to: The cheesecake is calling for us to save it ;____;
  • Reading: A comic by the awesome RuuiCh4n
  • Watching: Cheesecake plz?
  • Playing: Larger theater cheesecake thief, plz return cake?
  • Eating: I can tell you that it's not fucking cheesecake.

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:iconmooki-chan:
UH-MAZING-BOOOOOK
/shot

That sucks man.
You should have called, I would have picked you up. =/
:iconpepperdadog:
Did the lady sit on it? :giggle:

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:iconcactus-chan:
fuckin bitch stole our cheesecake! but at least i got to eat the marble before we lost it Xb

HOLY FUCK!

but u must admit, other than that, it was quite intertaining :b
I felt so homeless when we had to leave borders XDD

--
"so I hear you saw a sexy pirate"
"no no, it was a whore"
:iconxxshinigamilordxx:
lol indeed. It was beautiful

--
Me: "WHAT THE HELL IS A HOT SPOT!?"
Collin: "Oh....um....I'll tell you when you're older. Mkay?"
Me: "Hahahahahah!! XD"
Collin: "Do you know what it is?"
Me: "Yes, but I was talking about Earth Science"
Collin: "AHAHAHAH!!
:iconxxshinigamilordxx:
lol no, but she might as well have....meanyassfaceladystolemyfuckingcheesecake

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Me: "WHAT THE HELL IS A HOT SPOT!?"
Collin: "Oh....um....I'll tell you when you're older. Mkay?"
Me: "Hahahahahah!! XD"
Collin: "Do you know what it is?"
Me: "Yes, but I was talking about Earth Science"
Collin: "AHAHAHAH!!
:iconxxshinigamilordxx:
lol wouldn't have saved the cheesecake

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Me: "WHAT THE HELL IS A HOT SPOT!?"
Collin: "Oh....um....I'll tell you when you're older. Mkay?"
Me: "Hahahahahah!! XD"
Collin: "Do you know what it is?"
Me: "Yes, but I was talking about Earth Science"
Collin: "AHAHAHAH!!
:iconcactus-chan:
it was. we must do it again sometime ;D

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"so I hear you saw a sexy pirate"
"no no, it was a whore"
:iconxxshinigamilordxx:
lol yus!

--
Me: "WHAT THE HELL IS A HOT SPOT!?"
Collin: "Oh....um....I'll tell you when you're older. Mkay?"
Me: "Hahahahahah!! XD"
Collin: "Do you know what it is?"
Me: "Yes, but I was talking about Earth Science"
Collin: "AHAHAHAH!!
:iconmooki-chan:
You wouldn't have been there for four hours.
Did UH-MAZING-BOOOOOOK steal your cheesecake? D:

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